The Queef

Okay..here is an interesting topic. Embarrassing shit happens all the time. The last thing we want is one less thing to worry about when we are having sex with someone. We are already freaked out by how we look naked.....Guys are hoping they are big enough...girls are hoping they are small enough. So lets add another thing. You know about it. It may even make you laugh your ass off like it does me So what the hell am I talking about? The Queef. Thats right....the Queef. 

But you know something? Guys can't do it....so they are freaked out by it, which on the other hand makes us girls feel even weirder about it. So what do you do if it happens? How do you not lose that awesome sexiness that got you all naked in the first place?

So I'm a little different maybe from other people, but I actually know when its going to happen. It happens when your switching positions a lot....mostly from a long period of the doggy to the missionary. I personally can do this little wiggle to adjust my hips and balance out that pressure that is going on before he re-enters.


But sometimes there's nothing that can be done about it, and I can't get control of it, and it's unstoppable and seemingly goes on forever. And then when I think it's stopped, some more squeaks out. I know in my head that it's stupid to be embarrassed about it, but when you're fucking someone for the first time, and your vagina is performing a symphony, it's kinda hard to not cringe with your whole being.

Laughing is always the best medicine...it actually may make the sound effects even louder but oh well. Its a natural occurrence that really means the guy did a pretty damn good job. If you ignore it...things get awkward...you don't want to lose your evening or worse...like round two.